Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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