How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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