I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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