fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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