glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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