you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
wow bdsm is so cute
Randomize
