The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
ugly people sure do ruin things
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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