I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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