I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
they're like a gay fantastic four
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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