why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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