how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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