I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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