I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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