You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Randomize
