He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I have tasted many bathrooms
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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