She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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