You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize
