I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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