And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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