mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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