Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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