He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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