matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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