I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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