dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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