Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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