sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
