I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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