It's like a parade of train wrecks.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Randomize
