It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Randomize
