You're my little dorito
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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