google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
pray to the hookup gods
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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