but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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