That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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