I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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