Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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