do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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