I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Pants are for mortals
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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