How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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