How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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