just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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