Your tits are I can't wait for
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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