I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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