If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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