So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
