Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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