census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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