I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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