do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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