Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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