anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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