You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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