Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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