Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Randomize
