What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
