They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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