This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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