weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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