hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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